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google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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