I didn't shave. On purpose
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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