I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
