I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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