So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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