That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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