listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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