Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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