we have officially lost it.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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