I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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