doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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