I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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