I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
How does it feel to date your dad?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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