Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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