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My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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