i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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