oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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