Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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