Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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