Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Randomize
