I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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