Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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