im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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