you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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