it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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