He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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