You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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