I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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