What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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