She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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