Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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