So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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