we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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