Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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