So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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