That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
two words: eviction party
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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