i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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