Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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