if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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