scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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