Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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