Fuck appropriateness.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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