O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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