I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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