So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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