The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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