i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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