He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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