my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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