See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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