My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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