double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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