honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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