so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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