some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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